Scrapped Osomatsu AU fanfic Sept 2020

 

Busy Hands

Rating:Teens/ Young adults

Pairings: OC x Kara, OC x Jyshi Hatabou x Chibita (yeah, I said it!) maybe OC x Tod, OC x Ichi

Contents: LGBTQ people, love and acceptance, HOLD YOUR CRINGE - Totoko

Warnings: Graphic… everything. I avoid using pronouns as much as possible, so it’s gonna be weird. Body type discussions.

The Matsuno Hotel Casino and Spa, far from the home of the rizty-est crowd. Not a place many high-rollers would consider, but a venue known for a large variety of events. There were flyers on the community board for events a casino wouldn't traditionally host. Some people ever had interviews there. A brown bold woman is sitting with a man, having a seemingly friendly conversation. “So, how old is your child, and what is the level of English?” the tutor asks kindly. The heavy-set buzz cut lumpy man looks at the tutoring business card again and back to the tutor. “I’m not sure. Your evaluation will tell you better than I can.” “Rephrasing the question: Does your child try to use any amount of English or absorb any English-speaking media everyday?” “Yes! It’s kind of strange, but yes.”

“Ok, good! I --” The man’s hand was suddenly on the tutor’s knee, with a sly smirk. “Surely, a young lady like you would be interested in some… EXTRA money… I mean... you’re already doing this…,” the slizzy father offered. “I appreciate your willingness to pay instead of expecting that for free, but I don’t offer those kinds of services. However, I have friends that do!” the tutor offered cheerfully and pulled out 2 different cards. The tutor stood up and put the cards and the table and said “Goodbye” while exiting. The rejected one sat their dumbfounded and left the tutor’s card on the table, and took the 2 other cards as offered. After that person was gone someone else took the tutor’s card and smirked down at it.

As the tutor stood at the bus stop a message note popped up on the phone while it was already in view.

“Hey! We found your business card. This is Yoh, the English, JSL and ASL tutor, correct?”

“Yes, it is! Thank you so much for contact me! I’ll send you a link to my evaluation!” and the link was sent right after that.

The bus pulled up, and Yoh got on as another message came up.

“Is there a chance you can return to the casino?”

“Not today, but I appreciate your enthusiasm! I have more interviews, so I can set you up in a few days after you’ve submitted the evaluation!”

And after some thought You sent “If you’re looking for “other services” like that person was, here are my friend’s cards,” and sent pictures of the same cards that the other person just received.

“Thank you, but we’re interested in a tutor!”

“Great! I’ll send you my available appointments after I receive your form! :) Have a great evening!”

A causally dressed Yoh walked up to the spa side of the Matsuno business that looked like a very addon. Yoh walked in to get that “new car” smell, and all the employees were rather young. All the employees looked up and some of the stared, as one went over to greet the tutor. “Yoh?” the clerk asked. This took Yoh aback that the person was so forward, and they were so expecting. “Y-yes, I’m here to see Matsuno Todomatsu.” “Right this way,” the clerk said with a big smile and guided Yoh out of the waiting area. They went behind a discolored door into a hallway that went to what is assumably the back end of the casino part. The clerk used a card to open a different door to a light pink pluishy vip room, that looked like a bedroom, oddly enough. The person in the room was wearing something pink that almost looked like pjs. It was small, with no beds but a large comfortable couch, and a small dance floor and dancing pole.

“Oh, hello! Right on time!” Todo said putting a pink cocktail down on a small glass table. “The others are running a little behind, so we’ll start a little late, but please! Make yourself at home!” “Get a bed in here, and I will! This looks like a dream…,”Yoh said taking a seat and taking off the backpack. “I designed this room, so I’m glad to hear you say that! Would you like anything to drink?” “Sure. Apple juice or water would be nice!” Todo smirked “Just take?” Yoh smirked back “Just that. Thank you.” Todo smiled and shrugged before pulling a bottle of apple juice out the the pink mini fridge.

“You’re the one who contacted me, so I’m fine with starting whenever you’re ready,” the tutor said and pulled some papers and a tablet out of the bag. “We will be soon,” the pink one replied, putting the drink in front of Yoh. “I only received one form, that I assume you filled out for yourself… question mark?” the tutor offered and Todo nodded while take a sip on the cocktail. “Correct, but the others want to meet you, too. It’s a family thing,” Todo replied right before there was a nob on the other door behind the dance pole.

“We’re here!” the pink one called over sweetly and two other identical men walked in. “Oh, triples! That’s nice!” They all looked at the tutor funny because the tutor wasn’t freaked out and event assumed they were triples and was immediately comfortable with that. “Finally, someone isn’t ignorant,” the black and purple dressed barefoot one said as he skulked over to the other side other the tutor on the couch. “It’s so nice to meet you! This is Ichimatsu and I’m Choromatsu!” the one in the green hoodie and blue jeans said happily. “Nice to meet you as well, I’m Yoh!”

“Why not Patrick?” Ichi asked looking at the tutor with a bored expression. Yoh paused and readjusted, and smiled to Ichi. “My business name for my business relationship and my personal name for my personal relationships. MIT’;s no different than business and personal phone numbers and emails, to me,” the tutor explained. “Three heads are surely better than one, aren’t they?” Yoh asked turning to Choromatsu. “Yeah, sure!”

“I’m ready to start our interview,” Todo chimed after finishing the drink and putting down the glass. “Alright!” Yoh said turning more towards Todo on the couch. Choro moved to sit on the plushy carpet floor that was so soft it didn’t need a pillow. “You said you want to improve your English for business purposes… And, you recall making decent grades in English in highschool… That’s good,” Yoh muttered while looked at the doc on the tablet. “You’re accent sounds ok in your audio, as well. What can I do for you as your tutor?”

“The little English I know is too formal. I need to be more conversational to be relatable to English speaking costumers,” Todo admits, relaxed from the drink. “Ok, that’s the opposite of what I usually get. I can do that. I do a mix of in-person and online, due to my current circumstances. Do you prefer more online or more in person? More in-person. I have help running this show, so they others come pick up the slack,” Todo replied. Ichi glared at Todo, but Choro made a gesture to call it off.

“Ok, are their any questions you have for me?” Yoh said with a smile. “Yes, what you do in your in-person tutor sessions and your online ones. “Good question. In person, we go to other places as we are able, and speak English. It’s more for the people how need to learn basic English like “Apple” and stuff, but I’ll put together a conversational lesson plan for that. “Like on dates?” Ichi asked with a nervous expression and they 3 turned to them. “Well, everything’s a date. It’s just not with romantic intent!” the tutor replied and turned back to Todo.

“And, in my online one’s, we would mostly just talk. It’s easier to pull up references, though,” Yoh continued. “We’re going to rework your vocabulary, so it won’t be as difficult,” Yoh assured. “Oh, than maybe I can teach Choromatsu English!” Todo said looking over to Choro. The green sibling looked away for a moment but shoot back, “Or, maybe the TUTOR can teach me!” “If you fill out the form, I’ll be more than happy to interview you,” Yoh said with a big smile and Choro blush. “The fool won’t. No one can see the…. IMPERFECTIONS!” Todo said leering over Choro with a gray and blue stress-inducing aura.

Choro pushed Todo away and blushed harder. “It’s my job to see people’s imperfections. I’ll work with you if you work with me,” Yoh said to Choro and Choro blushed harder. “Is this interview over?” Ichi asked. “You're give the idiot a heart attack,” the gloomy one said as Choro slowly laid down flat on the floor. “I think so! Seems like ya need have some brotherly time. You can set up our first appointment online, Matsu--” “Please! Todomatsu!” the pink one said nervously.

“Oh---okay…,” Yoh said getting the nervous vibes. “Should I let myself out?” “No, I’ll walk with you,” Ichi said standing up. Yoh put the things back into the pack, grabbed the juice and followed Ichi out the door they came in. They walked off to the side, but the few people the noticed them did stare. Yoh wasn’t dressed for the main casino floor. In fact, the tutor’s clothes were very unflattering, to say the least. Ichi looked back to see Yoh ignoring the looks and confidently walking closeby. “It was nice to meet you, have a great rest of your day,” Yoh commented to Ichi when they got the the front doors. Ichi sighed and shrugged. “[Likewise]” huffed out of the bored sibling. Yoh snickered, knowing the gesture was a power move and left.

“Well, what happened? Was she hot?!” Osomatsu particularly yelled in Todomatsu’s face, as all 6 of them were in Chromatsu’s green and gold accented office. “Shut up, you idiot!” Todo yelled back annoyied. “The tutor’s alright. I hope Patrick doesn’t dress like that ALL THE TIME, though,” Ichi said on the couch on the other side of the room. “Dress like what?” Oso asked. “Himikoji wore baggy clothes,” Choro answered while looking over some of the paperwork on the desk. “Baggy!? That’s no fun!” Jyshi yelled disappointed. “The tutor was here for a fucking interview, not a date!” Todo yelled back. “But, everything’s a date,” Ichi recalled. “They’ll never get girlfriends! You’re all fucking hopeless and useless!” Todo yelled frustrated.

“We’re not useless. We’re trying to hire this chick to be a waitress or something,” Oso said crossing arms but Kara shrugged. “I have the next interview with Himikoji. Maybe our setting will make the miss more relaxed.” “Sorry, bro. I think those are the work clothes. You’re gonna get the baggy clothes we got,” Todo replied with a shrug and smirk. “What did you put in for, again?” Oso asked Kara. “ASL and JSL. My English floats me well enough.”

“Well, when I meet her, she better be smoken! This idea better work, Karamatsu, because it was YOURS!” Oso complained. “The only thing she’s gonna be smoken is you, if you fucking cross her. She’s a confident type,” Ichi said becoming annoyied with Oso’s behavior. “If you keep on like this, you won’t be in attendance. I’m not inviting her here for you to be offensive.” “Yeah, you don’t reserve the right to make us look bad!” Jyshi yelled getting closer to Oso. “I DO!”

“Get the fuck outta my office!” Choro yelled.

“I’m already coming to this place too much,” Yoh said aloud as they walked up to the hotel side of the Matsuno business. Yoh put on a big small before entering the lobby. It seemed busier than the casino and spa part, but it was also midday. “[Hello!]” Karamatsu loudly greeted Yoh from the couches next the the elevator. “[Hello! Nice to meet you!]” His accent is as thick as his eyebrows but that’s ok. “You… You’re Karamatsu?” Yoh asked. “Yes! You met Todomatsu, Choro, and Ichimatsu. They didn’t tell you we’re sextuplets? Kara asked confused. “There’s 6 of you? Wow! That’s… crowded!” Yoh said with a big smile and Kara nodded. “Thaaaaaat’s one of many ways to put it!”

They took the stairs to the 3^rd floor and walked into a regular hotel room. “Please make yourself comfortable. IS there anything I can get you?” Kara asked smoothly, but he was getting nervous. “No, I’m fine. I’m ate before I got here.” Yoh sat on the couch and took the backpack off. “Are we waiting on the other 2?” “Y-YES! These should be her-” Knock. Knock. Knock. Kara swung the door open without checking to the see who it was and Oso and Jyshi walked in. “Hello! I’m Jyshimatsu!” came out quick. “And, I’m Osomatsu! The oldest.” “Techincally,” Yoh pointed out, and Jyshi and Kara repeated “Technicnally.” The power moves already laying out. Kara felt more comfortable with that.

As Yoh was talking to Kara, Oso and Jyshi were having a conversation. “What’s up with this chick and the ugly baggy clothes!?” Oso yelled annoyed. “Himikoji will probably look a lot better in one of our uniforms!” Jyshi replied. “One of the custome one?” “You know it!”

As Kara and Yoh’s interview drew to a close, Oso sat up on the bed, facing Yoh. “Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be looking for another job would you, because we have some positions open here!” Oso offered, and looked over to Jyshi. “I already have another job, but thank you,” Yoh answered putting the tablet back int the backpack. “We’ll pay you double!” Jyshi bluttered out with arms in the air. “Why?” Yoh asked smirking. “It’s hard to find people with patience,” Oso answered, and Kara nodded “Uh huh…,” Yoh replied knowingly. “What do the uniforms for the positions look like?” Yoh asked and Jyshi and Oso looked at each other nervously. “Yeah, that’s what I thought.” Yoh stood up and Kara looked at the fools and stood up with the tutor. “You can book your appointments online as they’re convenient for you, Karamatsu.”

“Can you at least wear cuter clothes when you come over?” Oso asked an Jyshi and Kara glared at the fool. “No,” Yoh shoot back without missing a beat. And, it wasn’t “maybe”-no, it was “no”-no! They all looked at Yoh surprised as the tutor closed the door on exit. “You’re going to mess things up between me and my [Karamatsu girl]!” Kara yelled. “[I heard that!]” Yoh called from the other side of the door. A loud dramatic scream and a loud thud come from the other side of the door. “Don’t be embarrassed, Karamatsu. I’m just your tutor. See you soon. I’ll check in if you don’t book your apointement soon!” Yoh said sweetly.

Jyushi and Oso looked at Kara bleed from the head laying motionless on the low carpeted floor. “I’m not really interested,” Oso said disappointed. “Maybe she dresses like that because she’s fat!” Jyshi said fake crying. “She’s boring,” Oso scoffed. “She’s all yours, shittymatsu.”

~

Oso, Kara, and Jyushi walk into the large living room of their home where Ichi and Todo are watching tv. “How’d it go?” Todo asked while neiter of them looked away from the screen. “Boring, so we’re gonna let Karamatsu do it,” Oso answered first, and Karamatsu glared. “Boring…? I wouldn’t say that,” Todo said and guestured to the screen/. The tutor they just met was on, with Todo streaming YouTube, and it was a Tik Tok comp video of Yoh and a lot of different friends.

They videos were in great varity of themes. “Yoh already has Choromatsu’s attention with the anime stuff,” Ichi pointed out. “Now, if that fool could just--” “Who is THAT?!” Oso yelled and pointed at a tall dark skinned woman wearing all red in one of the videos. “That’s Chevy, and she’s too good for you,” Todo answered. “I’m more interested in this one,” Todo commented and moved backwards in the video to a tall, large androgynous person with strawberry blond curly long hair. “Is that a… boy or a girl…?” Oso asked. “I donno. I’ll tell ya I fuck it, I guess,” the pink one replied with a raised voice of annoyance. “You’re disgusting, by the way,” Ichi added. “Why are you even worried about that when we can---” Jyushimatsu suddenly spun around and turned into Jyushiko “Like,l really! The only person that still lives in the ice age about giving a FUCK and boys and girls is YOU, trash bag!” Jyushiko and slapped Oso up-side the head. “Oww! What the fuck!?”

“Jyushiko’s right. Shut up,” Todo said as they continued to watch the video.”Hey, do you think Yoh will like th--?” Choro walked in from the hallway in idol form and they all looked at Choro oddly and Choro looked at Jyushiko oddly. After a long pause Ichi asked “Is that ‘we’re a bunch of shapeshifting freaks’ vibe settling in?” in almost a yell, and a cheesy fake smile. They all made annoyed sounds and left the room, leaving Ichi to watch the video alone.

On a bright sunny shiny day, Yoh was reaggraning things behind the high baked goodies display case when the door opened and the “Ding song” went off. “Hello!” Welcome to-- Oh! Hello, Matsunos!” the tutor said surprised to see them all outside the the business and casually dressed, but a little bit nervous. “So, this is it, huh?” Oso asked with arms rested on head. “Someone as talented as you, cooped up in here?” Todo commented with clear disappointment. “Talented?” Yoh repeated. “This you?” Ichi asked holding up the phone to face Yoh. The video played for a from seconds and the tutor nodded. “You sure like to dig, don’t you?” Yoh asked with slight annoyance. “Not hard to find. You try by having a lot of different name, though,” Ichi pointed out with a smirk.

“Why do you do that, by the way?” Oso asked in a dumb tone. “So, THIS doesn’t happen, but never mind. You’ve proven your point that you’re on a different level, alright? It’s my business to keep things professorial,” Yoh replied with it becoming harder to smile. “What can I get of you?” the tutor asked gesturing to the menu. “We--” Oso started. “On the menu!” Yoh added louder and there was a pause. “Sharp as a tack,” Choro commented with a sharp smirk towards the others.

“I’ll have ice cream!” Jysushimatsu chimed in loudly. “Didn’t miss that...” Yoh said wincing at the noise. “What kind, Mr. Matsuno?” “Hey hey hey!” Mr. Matsuno’s my dad! I’m Jyushimatsu!” And, I wannnnnnnnnn-chocolate!” “Ok, one chocolate ice cream cone, and anything else?” Yoh said with a big smile, happy to get back to business. “I’ll have an chai latte,” Choro ordered passively. “And, your number, if we didn’t already have it,” Ichi added passively. “What do you want that you don’t already have, Ichimatsu?” Ichi looked up and-- “On the menu.” Yoh added. Ichi looked back down to the phone and shrug. “Small iced coffee, please.” “Ok, is this all together, by the way?” Yoh asked. “Yeah, sure, I got it!” Choro offered. “Well, if YOU’RE paying!” Oso started and Choro slapped the red hoodied one’s head.

“I’ll have a slice of this chocolate cheese cake” Karamatsu said way from the others, at the case. “Very well, anything to drink?” “Decaf latte please.” “Alright. 4 down, two to go.” “I’ll have a large iced coffee! Jeez!” Oso yelled, but the anger was towards Choromatsu. “Okay...” Yoh whispered with a slight laugh. “And, you, Todomatsu?” The pink one was annoyed with the others, so Todo was closer to Kara, now. “I’ll have strawberry cheesecake and an apple juice.” “Wonderful!” Choro walked up to the counter to pay as the others took a seat following Kara and Todo’s lead to a window booth. Choro walked over to Oso, took the red wallet and made the obnoius one pay Yoh’s tip. “Wha?!” “Don’t complain!” Todo, Kara, and Ichi yelled and Oso winced but reminded silent.

The small cafe didn’t have a lot of seating options and Kara pointed out “It’s a shame there’s no bar seating with the barista,” with a frown. “This place is pretty rinky-dink,” Todo commented pullijng out the phone. “[Nothing that can’t be fixed],” Choro said in the sextuplet language. Yoh heard the comment but didn’t know what to make of it, at first.

Yoh came from behind the counter with the first set on orders and they all turned. Yoh had on an outfit right on of Goth Boy’s Lazy Dreamboat Zine. Tied baggy shirt, baggy shorts with a chain-padlock belt, bisexual-pride-color knee high socks, and black crocs. A nice touch was added with the black nail polish. “You gonna dress like that as your lesson,” Ichi asked as Yoh sat the drinks down. “If I feel like,” the tutor answered. “Do you like looking like a guy?” Oso asked. “If I feel like it,” Yoh answered and walked away. “You already know the answer to that question anyway,” Todo said annoyed. “Stop being stupid,” Jyushi added. “No harm in asking,” Osoi said. “Well, I think Yoh looks like av ery HANDSOME guy!” Choro said proudly. “Thank you, Choromatsu!” Yoh said happily and give them the rest of their orders. “Enjoy.”

The six talked business in their language, while Yoh went back to the other duties. The six seemed to always find something to talk about, while no one else could understand a word of it. At some point Yoh was just listening to how strange it sounds. A few costumers came and went, and then Yoh’s morning shift was over. Yoh took the metal tip jar and pulled out a fist full of cash. “What…?” Choro tipped while Yoh was making the orders. “Well… thanks,” Yoh said as the money was pocketed. Yoh put the tip jar, cash out sheet, and money tile on the manager’s desk and headed towards the back exit. The next person come in and they chated for a bit before the next person started their shift. When they group saw the next person walk up behind the counter they all left peacefully.

A few days later, Yoh was walking up to the Matsuno house. The tutor was instructed to enter upon arrival and did so. “Hey! I’m here for our lesson, Todomatsu,” Yoh announced into the ritzy foyer. A maid greeted Yoh silently and gestured for Yoh follow. Yoh walked into the hall and into the common area were most of the bothers were, with Ichimatsu absent. They were impressed with Yoh’s baggy clothes, but they already knew they had to live with it. “[Hello, Yoh!]” Todo greeted in English. “[Hello, Todomatsu! I see you’re ready to get started, that’s great!]” Yoh said happily.

“[Let’s go somewhere less distracting],” Yoh suggested, and Todo lead them out to a small countyard, followed by Choromatsu. Yoh neverminded him and they went on with their lesson. Choro silently observed them all the while, and when the lesson was done Choro’s lesson request from was submitted. Todo walked the tutor out of the house with a big childish smile and Choro was the only one that understood why he was so happy. Yoh’s learning style is very interactive and childish. They played games and sang songs and Yoh even had puppets to help learn conversational English. Of course, Todo thought it was silly at first, but silly is fun!

Later in the evening, Todo was humming a song while 4 of the others where waiting on the servants to bring them dinner. “What are you humming so happily, dear [bruzzah]?” Karamatsu asked with amusement. “[A song Yoh taugh me, ‘bruzzah’]” Todo replied with a big smile. “Yoh is a very effective teacher. You’re in for a treat with your lessen, Karamatsu,” Choro commented while reading the daily newspaper. “Hey, boys! We’re here!” Matsuyo called out as their parents entered the room. They moved over to make room and Ichi entered right before the servants as they put the food on the table. “So, What’s this about a tutor?” Matsuzou asked.

“I need help with me conversational English, so I got a tutor,” Todo explained. “And, this tutor also teaches JSL and ASL,” Choro added. “I put in for both of those.” “How relevent is that?” their mother asked. “We’ve had some deaf customers come in,” Oso answered. “Quite a few, actually. They should be as accomidated as everyone else...right?” Kara asked. “Yes! Yes! Of coruse!” Matsuyo feverishly agreed. “Yeah… and our one employee that knows JSL just quit…,” Todo commented slowly. “Why are you just now telling me this?” Choro asked annoyed. “I forgot...” the pink one replied slowly with a nervous grin.

“Well, I’m going to learn JSL, too, so we’ll have it covered until we hire more people that know JSL,” Kara commented. The others had already started eating “You don’t think your English needs any work? Really?” Ichi asked Kara. “I think it’s fine.” “No!” Oso jumped in. “Shut up!” “Boys,” their mom cut through, and they continued eating. After a while Matsuzou started the conversation “So… You may as well tell us about this tutor.” “IT’s a tutor. What else is there?” Oso asked. “Where is this person from? What does this person look like?” their father asked. “How much are they charging? Can they give me grandchildr--” “MOM!” “Oh my god!” “I’m just kidding!” “No, you’re not!” And, the conversation was basically that for the rest of the night.

~

There’s a notice on the cafe’s door. In summary it says that the cafe will be closing in a month. Yoh stares at the sign for a while before walking in and getting the place up and running in the early morning. Yoh saw the manager later on, by the schumuck didn’t bring it up, so Yoh didn’t either. You did see a paper with a familiar symbol on it. It looked like a paw print or something. Where has the tutor seen this before?

Choromatsu walked into the cafe in the afternoon, and smiled brightly. [Guud aff-thanoon]!” Choro tried. “[Good afternoon, Choromatsu! I’m about to change shifts and I’ll be right with you!]” Yoh replied with a big smile, and finished with the other costumer. Choromatsu picked a table towards the back and Yoh was out in a few minutes in similar baggy now identified as the tutor’s “teaching uniform”. “We already did you’re interview on Jitsi, so we can go ahead and get started. And, remember, don’t get frustrated, okay?” “Ok, I’m ready!” Choro replied with a slight blush.

On lookers thought what they were doing looked silly, but everyone did a good job on minding their own business. An hour went by quickly, and they were both catch off graud when the alarm went off. “Oh, our time for today is up, Choromatsu! That was fun, wasn’t it?”Yoh said happily. “Y-yeah! Thanks!” he replied blushing. “I needed that, too. I’m kinda bumded the cafe is closing. I just got here,” Yoh said packing the lesson plan up. “Well, I’m sure your new employers will be great!” “What? … Oh! Yeah, My next job! Thank you for the well wishing Choromatsu!” Yoh put on a helmet and cycling gloves. “I’ve never had hard time finding a job, so I’ll be ok! And, I’ll always have tutoring!” Choro smiled nervously, but nodded.

They exited the cafe, but but Yoh paused when the logo on the back of Choro’s hoodie came into view. “Choromatsu...” Choro turned around looking confused. “Do… you … have a sextuplet language?!” Yoh suddenly yelled cheerfully. “Huh?!””I know I’m suppose to stay professinal, but I babysat 2 sets of twins and a set on triples, and they all had their own languagew! It’s such a speaical bond!” Yoh cherred. “I love languages, so I can’t help it!” Yoh proclaimed with ctarry eyes. Seeing the tutor like this caught the “serious” one off graud, but the green one rebounded and smiled big. “Yeah, our parents hate it, as you can imagine, but there’s nothing they could ever do about it!” “All of my kids’ parents weren’t fond of it but they knew they had to deal with it. I just… That’s just so cool! It makes me wish I at least had a twin. I know not all mutile sets do it, but we definitely would!” Yoh said with glee. “No… You don’t…,” Choro said with a bit of sadness. “What?” “Nothing! It’s clear that your passinate about that, and I’m just surprised by it!” “Oh! Ok! Well, I gotta go! Gotta start looking for a new job! See ya next week!” Yoh sai and started to walk away. “We---umm We’re still hiring,” Choro suggested. “Thank you, but I like what we’re doing now. It keeps the relationship dynamics clear,” Yoh said pausing to replied resumed walking. Choro signed and walked the other way.

“Still, no? What the fuck is with the brood!? We gonna have to shut down every place in town!?” Osomatsu complained while they were all eating in the kitchen. “I guess,” Todo answered. “No, that’s literally impossible,” Choro scolded. “Did you ask about that pink hair person?” Ichi asked. “No, the lesson was so fun, I forgot.” “No one’s getting what the want around here,” Jyushi complained, pouting. “My lesson is next, so we’ll see,” Kara remained them. “Why did you put yours so far back?” Choro asked. “I had stuff to do. The casino does run itself,” Kara answered annoyed with them. “I mean… we don’t run it either,” Oso replied being goofy. “Yeah, but we kinda do,” Todo commented with a wincing face. “We can’t slack off just because a pretty person showed up,” Kara said to them, and they knew better the to argue. “Mom and dad will get on to us, if we do, and you reminder what happened last time,” Kara added and the all frowned painfully. “Alright, we get it, dear brother Karamatsu,” Ichi hissed. “Well, if you get it, than get to work. I’m not pulling your slack this time,” Kara replied becoming more aggressive and Ichi backed down. “Ok, ok...” Ichi replied sheepishly. The others sat awkwardly and Kara took a deep breath and yelled “NOW!” and they all scattered out of the kitchen, with Jyushimatsu yelling in a panic. “Freakin’ idiots,” Kara said to himself.

“Shittymatsu’s been edgey lately. We gotta get the boy laid!” “Why are we doing what he says anyway!” “Because we all know he’s right! Now get a move on!” “If he rats on us that he did his job and we didn’t HE’LL get to pick our punishment!” They all ran faster to the casino/ spa/ hotel. As a testament to how behind the others were on their duties they were all gone for the rest of the day. Even Jyushimatsu, who usually gets things done quickly.

Kara was watching tv in his room with the door open when they all came into the hallway, slugging into their rooms tired. “Now you know how I feel,” he thought annoyed with them. Jyushi suddenly swung into Kara’s doorway. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!” “Hi, Jyushimats… Have a good day?” the blue one asked. “It was rough…. It wasn’t just on what we were behind on, but something happened while we where there, but it was more Ichimatsu’s problem. But if you hadn’t said anything to get us to head over there, things would have been worse!” Jyushi said with a tied smile, and laid down on Kara’s hardwood floor. Kara’s softly chuclked, then turned very serious. “Jyushimatsu.” “...” “Don’t do it.” Jyushimatsu’s hips went up. “Don’t you dare fucking hump my floor.” The hips went up some more. “Don’t do it, Jyushimatsu. Don’t do--”Jyushimatsu processed to slammed into the floor it sounded like someone was knocking on it. Karamatsu’s “[GOD DAMN IT!]” was heard for a 5 block radius, so so where Jyushimatsu’s following pained grunts.

At the crack of noon, Yoh walked into the house as expected and Matsuyou and Matsuzou turned around to see who just walked into their’s childrens’ house. “Hello! I’m Karamatsu’s tutor!” Yoh said cheerfully. “OH, you’re the tutor. It’s nice to finally meet you,” Matsuzou said and Matsuyo silently nodded. “Yes, Todo and Choro have had one lesson with me so far, and they already seem so well versed! I know Kara will be a very copperative student!” “Surely! Karamatsu got the best grades, right?” Matsuyo asked and Matsuzou shrug. “For the sake of today, I’ll say yes,” their dad answered. “I’m so glad you’re such a kind patenice woman! Hopefully, they don’t drive you mad!” Matsuyo said., “I’ve nannied 2 sets for twins anda set of triples. I think I got what it takes, but we’ll see!” Yoh said getting on the other side of them. “Well, I better get to it! It was nice to meet you!”

When Yoh was gone the parents looked at each other. “A BLACK WOMAN!?” Matsuyo whisper-yelled. “Honey, calm down…” “Calm down?! CALM DOWN!? Wjhere’d they even get a BLACK WOMAN!?” v”Maybhe it’s what they need!” “You---I--- No--- UGH!” ”Matsuyo, don’t! No one needs a repeat of what happened last time.” “I… gotta do something… But, later. I need to regain myt composer and my thoughts,” Matsuyo said and lead them on exiting. “Ok, you do that,” their dad said irretated.

“Karamatsu~” Yoh called into the common area sweetly, but no one was there. Yoh walked through the mean area of the house out to the backyeard, past the small courtyard, and saw a sextuplet in the lard pool. “Excuse me. Do you know where Karamatsu is?” Yoh asked politely, and Karamatsu turned round. “Oh, sorry, I lost track of time!” Kara came to the edge of the pool and got out on the water, and that’s wear the differences in the sextuplets became clear. Yoh looked away from Karamatsu’s muscular form… Yoh definailty wasn’t expecting that. But, Yoh remained professinal. Kara missed the part where Yoh stared exiting the pool but Yoh turned around with closed eyes and said “[I’ll wait for you in the den. Take your time],” and went back inside.

Kara didn’t take long and came out in a hoodie and basketball shorts. ...That logo, again. Choro and Yoh were talking and the brothers looked at each other. “You seriously kept our guest wait? How rude! I would never imagine that you would be so immature, Karamatsu!” Choro scolded. “I’m sorry!” Karasaid through grinned teeth. “I don’t think so!” Choro said, and Yoh waved between them. “Now, now! All good, but thank you for defending my honor Choromatsu!” Yoh said sweetly and put Choro’s shoulder. “Yea--- You’re welcome!” Choro suddenly yelled. “[You nok, pal?”] Yoh asked in confusion. “I—I--I’m fine!” “Choromatsu go to your room,” Kara ordered flatly and Choro made a run for it. “What happened?” Yoh asked. “He’s…. special. Some times more than others.” “Got it.”

“Well, let’s get started! I don’t have anyone after you today, so we can take our time,” Yoh pointed as, and unpacked the leaning kit. Kara didn’t really seem to take to the more interactive kit like Todo and Chor, so they did something else, and it worked better.”You’re amazing at this, by the way,” Kara commented and Yoh nodded. “I’m been tutoring for a long time, so I hope so! It’s helps that you’re already mulitlingal! I love that y’all have a sibling language!” “OH uhh...yeah...” “But, what does this logo mean?” Yoh asked pointing to the hoodie. “Oh… That’s the symbol of our parents’ tteacher… I think. I’m not sure, but we’ve always had it.” “Oh… how curious,” Yoh said, befire redirectly them back to the lesson.

When they were down Kara walked with Yoh into the foyer, speaking some English while a large person with curly pink hair was talking to Todo. The person has on a black jacket and pant and a white crop top, and white thick sneakers. “[Hey Chris!]” “[Hey Pa--- why are you dressed like that?]” “[Like what? These are my tutor clothes!]” Yoh said being fake upset. “Ah!” Chris said and turned around. “Well… IT was … nice meeting you,” Chris said in rough Japanese. “We need to work on that,” Yoh said as they walked out the door. “Later.” “Chris, huh?” Kara said to Todo. “HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!” Todo yelled turning to Kara. “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!” Kara yelled back with a big smile.

Choro, Kara, and Oso walk into the cafe while they know Yoh is working and nod to Chris as the only other person in the cafe, right now. “Hey! We came by knowing today’s your last day. We saw on Tik Tok that you were feeling down about the place closing and took the invitation to stop by to say hi, or bye, or whatever,” Oso said with a big smile and shurgged at the end. “Thanks. I already have another job, so I’m not worried about it!” Yoh replied with a thumbs up. “Really?” Oso said and looked at the others. “I’m not surprised,” Choro stated to cut through whatever awkwardness was about to happen. “You’re a very capable person, that how’s how to achieve your goals.” Kara and Oso looked at each other after that, and smiled to Yoh. “Congratulations,” come out of Kara. “Well, let’s make our last order,” Oso said.

“I’ll have a small half dark roast half milk, please,” came form Kara. “I’ll have an iced dark roast, and Oso is paying this time,” said Chor. Oso glared but pulled out the red wallet. “I’ll have a double chocolate cookie and a mango milk drink, please,” Oso ordered. Oso silently paid and Kara tipped while Yoh’s back was turned. “Are these for here or to go?” “To go. Thanks,” Choro answered. “We gotta get back to work soon.” They thanked the tutor for their orders and exited, and waited until they were a few blocks away to “AH! What the fuck? Yoh already got a job!” Oso complained. “You almost blew it, you damn fool!” Choro yelled at him. “We can just sell the place, right?” Kara asked, and Choro nodded. “I already have some buyers lined up in case this happened. I’m not surprised at all.” “I’m only a little surprised. It’s not like Yoh isn’t resourceful,” Kara commented.

The 3some’s phones all went off, and Choro was the first to see what set them off. “Get home, right now!” Choro read and there was a rush back to the house without question. “Dude!” Todo yelled as they all ran intyo the living room, and Jyushi pointed at the screen. The other 3 were playing a video of Yoh and a friend names Joleen in a face-cam let’s play, playing Dark Souls. Joleen was brown with a ‘frohawk and a thick Irish accent – a very fashoinable and expressive person. “That one might be more up your alley, Jyushimatsu,” Kara commented smirking. “Sure, if you’re into chubby!” Todo commented deviously. “If she gives him a chubby, then why not?” Oso asked smirking and shrugged. “The bar is low for that,” Ichi pointed out. “So fucking what?” Jyushimatsu cut threw them. “Exact--” Choro was cut off by the let’s players yelling at the gruesome death Joleen’s character was dealt. “AHHHHHHH FUCK!” Joleen yelled and they both covered their faces. “Damn son...” Yoh says disappointed.

“I like this one,” Ichi said before going to the Mr. Bunnyman video. It started with Joleen slightly head dancing to the intro music and the editor made a little music video out of it. “Ok…,” Choro commented. “Well, if excitement’s what you’re looking for…!” Oso said with a big smile. “Oh, brother, the excitement hasn’t started yet!” Todo switches the screen to OnlyFans. “You already know!” the pink one comments as the screen scrolls through Joleen’s content. “What?” Oso exclaimed. “Whoa!” Jyushi’s eyes wildly spun around.

“Chubby confirmed,” came from Ichi. “You can say THAT again!” Jyushi exclaimed feeling the blood flew change. “What about Yoh?” Oso asked. “Wait who’s that?” Choro asked pointing at the screen. “That’s Chevy,” Ichi answered. “So tall...” Kara commented. “Chevy, Avery, and Jazzy are all 6-foot something. Joleen and Patrick are the shorties… And, techincally, they’re all fat, expect Jazzy,” Ichi commented. “It’s not fat when it’s in the right places!~” Oso mockingly songs with a silly dance towards the kitchen. “No, it’s fat,” Ichi replied, deadpan. Oso ignored the gloomy one. “Well, I guess the clown didn’t want to see Yoh’s,” Todo commented and changed the screen to Yoh’s OnlyFans. Most of it was Yoh as a Drag King and in various cosplay but lewds and nudes weren’t on short supply. Jyushimatsu ran to get some privacy, while the other were a little better at controlling themselves, and still shifted because of their erections. “Ahem! So what’s the plan on getting Patrick to work for us?!” Ichi asked in a nervous, but excited voice. The other’s didn’t want to tell the cat-lover that they were failing fast on that front, and the three looked at each other then Ichi and smiled. “We’ll talk about that later!” Oso answered.

The night air was erie for some reason. Yoh casually pasted by the casino to see all 6 of the Matsunos and their parents all dressed up as their employees got the place ready for a private event. Karamatsu was holding a white hat and white overcoat that usually cover’s the offspring’s gorgous blue penstrip suit. The others seemed more busy as Karamatsu was talking to their parents, but Kara turned around and made eye contact with Yoh. Yoh started to walk away, but the casino owner gave quick chase. “Hey, teacher,” the blue owner greeted the tutor smoothly. “Hey, Karamatsu,” Yoh replied in a lazy voice. “How are you?” Kara replied concerned. “I’m fine. I just have a lot of CBD in my system,” the tutor replied carelessly. “What’s… cbd?” “I’ll tell you later. It’s a long story. I see y’all are getting ready for something,” Yoh said glancing into the building. “Yeah, a webbing, I believe… Anyway, I uhh… They won’t miss me for a few minutes, if it’s ok for me to walk you home,” Kara offered.

“Karamatsu, you’re too kind. [No, thank you, though.]” Yoh answered sweetly with a big smile. Kara was about to ask again, but Choro came outside. Kara-- OH, yeah, Yoh,” Choro said kindly. “Hey, Choromatsu,” the tutor replied in the same lazy tone, but Choro nevermind it. “How are you?” “I’m fine. Not as busy as you, though.” Kara tilted a looked to Choro to signal, and the green suited one acted accordingly. “If you’re on your way home Todo’s done everything already,” and before Yoh could answer Choro turned around. “Hey, Todomatrsu!” “Yeah,” came from across the room. “Walk Yoh home, if you’re not doing anything,” Choro ordered and Todo came out without questioning anything. “Already, let’s get going,” Todo said with a big smile. Yoh shrugged knowing resistance was futile at this point. “Call us if you need anything,” Kara said nicely and went back inside with Choro.

Todo and Yoh made small talk on the way and Todo mostly talked about the event they’re hosting and previous events they’ve hosted. “Honestly, there’s something weird going on. It’s like it can feel it in my bones,” Todo said as they walked up to Yoh’s apartment building. “I guess. I’m too relaxed to feel anything, and I’m gonna stay this way for a while.” “You always look relaxed,” Todo commented, mostly on Yoh’s red tank, baggy gray sweatpants, and dirty sneakers. “I know, right,” the tutor commented pulling out keys. “[Thank you for walking me home, you proper gentleman, you,] You said with a big smile and Todo nodded saying “[You’re welcome!} Yoh didn’t wait the the pink casino oner to leave before gong into the apartment, which Todo saw. As the night went on a strange fog spread all over the city.

Yoh grumbled in the bed as the sunlight intruded through the clothed window covers. Yoh didn’t want to move but something in the bed felt weird, and the ...cripping with loud. Chripping? “Yoh,” a familiar voice said, but the tutor thought something was going on with the phone. Surely no one else was in the apartm-- “Yoh…,” Osomatsu voice came in more clear and Yoh looked over and sat up quickly to all 6 casualy dressed siblings in the apartment while the tutor was in bed only wearing underwear. “How did-- When did--” A crack and pop sound. “You looked down to see a cricket… and another cricket on the purple blanket. Yoh looked all over the room and there were crickets EVERYWHERE – like a nightmare. “There are crickets everywhere, Patrick. I think we should--” Ichimatsu started Patrick’s eyes widened while the statement was being made and suddenly let out a scream! Without a work, the tutor jumped on Jyushimatsu’s head and wrapped around it like a tentacle monster, while making frightened incoherent noises.

Jyushimatsu almost feel over and wobbled from the sudden force, and froze not knowing what to do. They all already saw Yoh half naked on OnlyFans, but seeing wasn’t the same as touching. Jyushimatsu was thrusted into a world of nake warm breasts being pushed into his realm. The other 5 didn’t know what do either, and just stared waiting for the energic one’s reaction. “I-- I was saying was should leave…,” Ichimatsu finished, breaking the hard silence. After a few second a cricket jumped on Yoh’s back and the tutor screamed again and they all ran out of the apartment into a van and Todo put forth all the effort to make sure crickets stayed out of the van as they drove. Yoh was passed out in the back as the 6 boys were pankicing while Choro was recklessly driving. A lot of other cars were already wreckd all over the roads. There were crickets jumping around everywhere. They pulled up to the casino, and Jyushi grabbed their tutor before they went around the back to enter the underground bunker. “I told this was worth the money!” Todo grapped. “Oh my GOD! SHUT UP!” Choro yelled about to lose it on all of them. “Just open the damn door!” Ichi yelled as Oso fumbled with the keys.

Kara and Jyushi were watching the other 4 about to lose it on each other. Jyushi’s attention was split on keeping Yoh safe and now wasn’t the time to bring up the-- “Got it!” Oso yelled unlocked the door as a dark cloud loamed and hung low over the city. They all ran into the clean bunker and Kara and Oso shoved the heavy doors closed behind them and a strange smell started to come in. Ichi turned on the tv but there was so single. Outside they rain was eating away at the cords.The power went out, but the backup generator switched it back on./ “Is this the end of world, or some shit?” Oso yelled. “My phone doesn’t have a signal, so yes,” Todo answered. “We can still get internet, though,” Ichi saiud turning on the old computer in the conrer and a remote internet modem. “It’s gonna be slow but it’s better than nothing.” Ichi looked over to Patrick and Jyusshimatsu in the corner. “Ihhh… you should go to the bathroom,” Ishi commented and Jyushi looked down and ran to get some privacy. “That fucking fool,” Choro hissed. “Calm down, Choromatsu. You go sit with Patrick. In fact, all of you find something to do. Standing over my shoulders isn’t going to make this thing boot any faster.”

“You’re right but what else is there to do?!” Oso yelled pankining. “Find Patrick some clothes, you fucking loser,” Ichi answered calmly, but very annoyed. “How could we forget about that?” Choro yelled. “Because you’re freaking out! Stop it!” Todo yelled and went into their supplies. “We don’t have anything that will fit, but it’ll be better than nothing,” Kara commented, and Todo pulled out a big white tee shirt. “This’ll have to do, I guess,” and Todo turned to the others. “Who.. Who’s gonna dress Yoh…?” Oso asked nervously and they all looked at each other. “S-surely there’s a civilized way to handle this,” Choro offered. “Y-yeah…!” Kara agreed. “It doesn’t matter! Ichiko yelled and got up. Ici grabbed the big shirt from Todo and put it on Patrick as the other watched. “There!” Ichi yelled at them and turned back into Ichimatsu at the computer.

“What parale universe are we in where Ichimatsu has all the good ideas?” Oso asked and the others looked at him with an oddly confused expression. Very strange noises exploed from the computer speakers. “What the hell is THAT?” Topdo yelled as the other got behind Ichi to see the screen. A large colorful flower with teeth and tentcles cring “Karamatsu!” repeatedly was on a helicotr recording. “That has to be the scorue of all this,” Ichi said and they lloked at Kara. Kara stared at the screen in disbelief and looked at the others. “If it’s looked for you, you gotta stop it...” Choro said as the other leered around Kara. “The was a flush and a sink run, and Jyushi came out of the bathroom a lot more relaxed. “What’d I miss?” Jyushi asked with a big smile. Yoh made a soft sound coming to and stood up. “What’s happening?” “Don’t move so fast,” Choro ordered but very concerned. “This thing that somehow knows Karamatsu is trying to kill us!” Oso yelled. “What?”

Jyushimatsu looked at the screen. Yoh used Choro to kept balance to get the the screen to see as well. “Oh… It’s a gaint flower...” Yoh said clamly. “I have some friends that can take care of that, but they might need my help. I don’t have anything on me, though. Thanks for the shirt…,” Yoh said tried. “You can get cleaned up in the bathroom if you want,” Jyushi offered and Yoh nodded left the others to wonder what all that meant, just now. When Yoh came back a gaint train from space came on screen and rammed into the flower and went through it. “Ok, now’s my chance,” Yoh said and opened the bunked doors slowly. “Stay here”,” Yoh ordered. “But—but!” Choro couldn’t get the words out.

A fe minutes later Ypoh was with the large pink haired friend, and Yoh had on an oversized pink wig and they were both dressed like magicial girls. Patrik pulled a large bustedr sword out of Chris’s hair and “FULGY BASTARD SLAYER” was written on the siad of it. “Where is my KARAMASTU!!!????” the flower monster rawred. “Who’s Karamatsu?” one of the helicopter reporters asked. Patrick and Chris went in with the sword singing at the monster.

“I’m here!” Karamatsu yelled in a blue hood and jeans. “Oh no! Karamatsu!” Patrick yelled, but was smackee to the side by the flower’s vines. It used the vines to pick up Kara as the other siblings watched. “Where have you been?! Are you CHEAT-TING ON MeeeeeeeeeeeeE?!” it yelled and Kara was dizzy from the thing’s volume and terrible voice. “Joleen, over here” Chris called over to their shorter friend that just arriaved. And sudden… there was music… Yeah, it was music. And, the sound of crashing waves. The helivoptors left as quickly as they could. It started off low and softed and it picked up, and when it was in full swing the area was enguffed in water.

Patrick got Kara out the of Vines with the sword and swam to the edge of the water, to push the casino owner out. Chris, Joleen, and Patrick contined to fight the monster as Chevy brought the other siblings out of the water and over to Kara. “Here ya go,” Chevy said uninterested and sat off to the side. The tall one opened a bottle of red wine and started drinking. “I’m gonna let over!” Joleen called out in her thick Irish accent, and the water flooded away. As the water drained large pieces of the monster came off and spread out until it was completely dissolved. Joleen was the only one that could stand. Patrick was sitting huntch over, and Chris was laying face-down and they were all exhausted. Another tall brown owman was next to Chevy wearing a fancy white unifrom with blue accents. “Good job?” Avery asked the red clothed drunkard, who gave a thumbsup. “We’re not supposed to introduce ourselves, yet, by the way,” Avery reminded Chevy and they both left without another word.

The Matsunos quietly watched them leave as Joleen, Chris, and Patrick walked over to the group. “Don’t worry, you’ll meet them later!” Joleen said cheerfully. This person was shorter than Patrick, light skin brown person with a fluffy yellow and blakc fro-hawk. The low-cut yellow and black dress was all wet, but it didn;t seem to bother Joleen. The black and yellow outfit was still very cute, and it will be cuter when it’s dry. Joleen’s chubby figuer was holding it in place until then. “Hi, again,” Chris said with a big grin and Patrick got back on Chris’s back to return the FUGLY BATASD SLAYER. “Tat was … really cool…,” Oso commented and Ichi looked up as the dark clouds cleared and the crickets went away.”We saved the day, huh? Let’s get pizza!” Joleen cheered. “On us!” Jyushimatsu added and the others looked at the yellow one, but didn’t argue.

Yoh was on a night stroll pulling on some short head hairs as an Udon stand came into view on the side of the park. Chris wasvery hard to miss, and let out a loud laugh as the tutor walked up. “[Hey,Chris!]” [Yo, Pat! Chibita, this is Patrick!]” their friend cheered. “[It’s nice to finally meet you, Chibita!]”, Pat said with a cauasl wave. “Welcxome! Have a seat!]” Chibita replied. “[A friend on Chris is a friend a mine!]” “hank yoy!]” Part accepted with a cheecky smile. “[How long have y’all known each ther?]” Pat asked and they looked at each other. “[Years, but slightly shorter than we’ve known each other],” Chris answered. “[Yeah, we met with Chris teaching me English online],” Chibita added with a big smile. “[Teaching you SLANG online],’ Chris corrected slyly. “[Same thing!]”

“[Speaking of which, how is English going with the sextuplets? How long has it been?” Chris asked. “Sextuplets? The Matsuno fools?!” Chibita asked shocked. “Yep, the Matsuno fools. I’m not teachin all six of them, and I’m not teach all of them English. But, they’re all doing surprisingly well!” “That’s wonderful!” “Yeah, hey finally disiplined a deaf costumer that was getting away with a lot, until I taught they JSL and gave them videos about deaf culture. They’re doing a better job of treating everyone equally.” “Hmm! They aren’t old dogs, so they should learn new tricks!” Chibita commented mischieveiously. “Oh! Speaking of new tricks, you just so happen to know some old ones, Chibita?” Pat asked slyly. Chibita looked confuse at first. “What were they like before they were running that place?” “Useless fucking NEETS!” Chris and Pat were both taken aback but smiled. “But, before that they-- WE wee all trobulesome brats gowing up together, so to see them fail like that was actually sad,” the chef added with a frown. “But, it’s weird, because they all had good grade.”

Nothing’s granteed and life will throw you for a loop,” Chris commented before drinking some more soda. “If thins had been different they won’t have been available to run the casino… spa...event venue… whatever else they add to it,” the tutor said before a plate of Udon was sat down. “Enjoy!” “Thank you!” Chruis and Pat eat quietly for a few minutes until the chef asked “Things going well with Grandpa?” “I’m… still new, but I have my room setup, so it’s cool!” “Oh, yeah, what do you do, again?” “I’m a human test subject. But, I live with Dekapon in exchange for my services, and my room is awesome so it’s fine!”Pat looked concerned and Chibita grinned. “Most of grandpa’s stuff works, if that helps!” “Yeah, so far so good,” Chris commented. “Alright… if you say so...”

As they continued to converse and play music, they didn’t notice someone watching them in plain sight. Hatabou was sitting at a swimgset with baknoqulars. Chibita had grown into quite the spiecemen – not looking anything like before. Chibita came out to college with a big bread and muscles. Not even Iyami could tell it was Chibita, at first.

“So, wasup, Hatabou?” Osomatsu asked inside the millionaire’s home the next day. 5 of 6 of the siblings were persent. “Where’s Todomatsu?” “Taking English lessons. Whatchu want?” “Chibita.” The 5 looked at each other and back to Mr. Flag. “[Elaborate],” Ichimatsu ordered with a very seriously confused face. “You heard me. I want Chibita.” “W—Da-- Like pictures? What’re talking about?” Oso asked being frustrated. “I know you’re not trying to hire us to childnap all our childhood friend,” Choro said shocked. “Not nessarialy…,” Hatabou trailed off. “Youve all spent more time with Chibita, so… what do I need to know?” Hatabou asked shyly. “[Wait!] I have any idea!” Karamatsu piped up.

Later, there was a knock at Chibita’s apartment door and the chef answered it to pick up an envolople off the ground. “An invitation?” the chef thought. A private party at the Matsuno Casino. “Well, it’s about time I was treated as an honored guest, for all the trobule they put me through!” Chibita commented smuggly. “What do I wear?”

At the event, Chibita, Patrick, Chris, and Joleen where all in attendence. “What are you doing here?!” they all said to each other in unison. Some people turned to look at them oddly, but they didn’t care. “Something tells me we all did what we could with clothes,” Chris commented. They were as close to dress code as the could be, “I’m just glad to see people I know. These are all… unnerving,” Joleen commented frowning. “I didn’t wear anything I can’t dance in,” Patrick thought with crossed arms.

“I’m so glad you could all make it!” Kara greeted walking up to them, closer to Patrick. “Thanks, why are we here?” Chris asked but Chibita put a hand up. “It’s it obvious?” the chef asked with a long smirk. “No, please tell us,” Joleen asked smiling, and Jyushimatsu came up from behind quietly. Joleen turned around startaled “[Juice], you scared me...” Joleen said trying to make light of it, but the vibe changed for the worst. “[Juice]? My boroza has a nickname?” Karamatsu asked with a light smile. “Yeah, I think it’s fitting. Speaking of fitting,” Joleen claimed up Chri and pulled a battle mace out. “Why are we here?” the short one asked with the same smile, and all the siblings were now surrounding them. “I hope you’re just being dramatically awkward, right now,” Chibita said to the boys. “Chibita, tell me what you were thinking?” Choro ordered… nicely. “What? Oh… Well, I’m thinking this is repayment for all the trobule you’ve cause me, and how long it took to pay your damn tab!” Chibita answered and pointed at Choro. “That’s a good guess,” Kara commented looking at Choro. “I agree,” the smarty-pants one replied with a sly smirk. “Ok, but why are WE here?” Joleen asked again.

“I invited you!” Hatabou said. “I know this looks weird, but I asked them to hold this event. And all gather when they was you, so I would see them.” The mood changed after that, but Joleen wasn’t totally at ease. “This is a party for friends and friends of friends, so all of you were invited, too!” Hatabou explained and Chris and Joleen shrugged. “You usually have parties at your masion or your boat, though,” Chibita thought seeming discontent. “Well, it’s a party. Let’s relax,” the tutor said and looked at Joleen. Joleen frowned but got off Chris’s shoulders, but put the battle mace under a baggy sleeve. “Sorry, but no we don’t allow weapons in the casino,” Oso said with a clear fake concern. “Welp, “ and Chris headed towards to exit. “I have a snake in my vagina. Remember Ninja Scroll? That,” Patrick commented and headed towards the exit. Joleen started to follow but looked at Chibita. “Chef, you can’t stay with those guns,” Joleen commented with a smile. “IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE INCLUDED!” Chibita thought was flowy tears.

All 6 of them and Hatabou jumped in front of them at the door. “Today we’ll make an expection!” Osomatsu mentioned. “You have a snake in your vagina?” Todo asked slightly concerned. “[Yes, I do],” Pat answered cheerfully. “Alright, let’s chill then,” Chris said to Joleen and they went to enjoy the party. Chibita knew a lot of people there and Pat knew how to network. Chris and Jo chilled out at the bar and Jyushi and Todo bought their drinks.

Chibita took a rest on a couch off to the side and Hatabou swooped in shortly after. It was like Hatabou knew. “Having un so far?” “Oh, yeah, thanks for inviting me! Well, us!” “I’ll be honest with you, the other 3 are here because the sextuplets wanted them to be. I invited you.” “Oh, what for?” “I umm... Wanna talk! We’re both so busy these days! Have you had a drink yet?” “Yeah, I had a beer, and that--” One of Hatabou’s employees walked over to them, and Hatabou said “2 shots please. Anything strong. I’m sorry, you were saying?” “I was saying I’m going with just one beer. I’m not the type to get shitfaced,” Chibita continued. “And, you won;t with THAT attitude! You’ve always had such a strong will!” Hatabou said and put the chef on the shoulder.

“[I thin I’ve had ‘ough],” Joleen said after the 3 cocktail. “[Can’t hold your liqour, huh]?” Todo teased. “[I can hold it cause I know mah limot].” That Irish was coming out strong now. “[I’m going home],” Joleen said looking around to see if anything was dropped and checked for the phone. “[Aww, but the night’s still young!]”, Jyushi complained. “[It’ll gro ole withoish meh jusht fiene, laddy.]” “[Do you need a car?],” Todo offered. “Ayyyy...” “[I’ll take you home, then!],” Jyushimatsu offered enthusiastically. “[Nah, Avery and J.J. are already on their way.]” Joleen put Jyushimatsu on the should than pulled the unsuspecting one in a hug. “[Chris, you not drovin’ ar’ ya?]” “[I know I shouldn’t. I’ll look up th bus routes back to Doc’s.]” “Doc?” Todo asked. “Yeah, I leave with-- Oh, It’s only a 20 mintue walk. I’ll walk home, and sober up on the way.]”

“Thanks so much for the wonderful time!” Joleen managed. “Y’all heading out?” Pat asked walking up to them. “Yeah, we’re drunk, thanks to a curitous hosts!” Chris answered. “Ok, I’ll check in with Chibita, and see how I’m getting home.] [If you’re sober, you can take the truck. I’m walking home.]” Chris passed Pat the keys and they hugged goodbye. “[I’ll get you back for th drinks fellahs!” Joleen said waving the the siblings. “Where’s Chibita?” the tutor though, but the shorty-chef seemd to have disappeared. “Here I am,” Choro said walking up to Yoh. “Hey, Choromatsu. Where’s Chibita? Chris and Joleen bounces, and I’m ready to go, too.” “So soon?” Choro asked looking concerned. “It’s been hours. It’s almost 12.” As if summoned Chibita walked past Pat and grabbed the tutor on a b-line out the door. “Ah! Chibita!”

They ran out and got in the truck and took off after Yoh adjusted everything to size. “What was that about?” Kara asked walking over to Choro. Oso was standing over Hatabou frowning. “Laid it on too thic, huh?” “I didn’t know Chibita was so sensitive… That makes it even more worth it!” “What happened?” Ichi asked as they all walked over. “Nothing to worry about!” Oso reassured them.

~

Patrick was sitting on a shore side with hands in a red hoodie, even thought it seemed like a hot day. The flowly long shirt and black sandles made more sense. The low waves were claming until black hair peeked out of the water… then eyes, then a head was in view. The person stared at Patrick until Pat got up to leave. “I need to go up that mountain. Take me up the mountain. Came from Karamatsu. “...Ok,” Pat said before pulling mer-Karamatsu out of the water and into a red wagon that was suddenly there.

They started up the neaby mountain and all seemed well until mountains surrounded them.”What are these?” Karamatsu asked as an arm reached out to touch of them. “Don’t do that!” Pat warned. “Hand over our dinner!” Ichimatsu wearing a clothes and wild makeup demand, over the mountain loins. “I think the fuck NOT!” the tutor yelled and hit Ichimatsu with the wagon… with Karamatsu still in it.

The mountain loins ran away after their master was defeated and they continued up the mountain. As the got higher up it was winder, and Pat was getting tired. The tutor glared back to Karamatsu, but the merperson’s childish grinning was nice the look at. “You ever been up a mountain before?” “No way! This is better than the stories!” “Stories…?” Pat repeated quietly, as Todomatsu came into view. “Oh, hello!” “Umm. Hi.” Karamatsu remained quiet. “Do you have a merperson? That’s cool! Mwanna walk together?” the camper Todo offered. “Sure...”

They made small talk up the mountain for a little while before Todo asked. “Do you want me to pull that for ya for a little while? You look tired.” Pat smiled big. “I AM tired! Thank you!” As soon as the wagon handle went into Todo’s hand the mischieveous one made a run for it. “What!? How can you even run!” Pat yelled and ran after them. I’m gonna sell this!” Todo yelled and went to jump off the side of the mountain, but Pet grabbed the other end of the wagon and yanbked it away, and Todo jumped off the mountain empty handed.

Pat sat down and looked at a scared mer-Kara. “Sorry.” Pat got up quickly and tired the rest of the way up the mountain. Patrick laid flat the top face down as Karamatsu got out of the wagon with scale-covered human legs. Pat looked up and was irrate. “Could you do that the whole time?!” “Yes, but if I did, I wouldn’t have the energy to kill the monster,” Kara replied with a smile. “Uhhh… What monster?”

The clouds parted over them as something broke into the atmoshpere and come into view. The ground started shaking, the air shifted, and the sky turned red. Pat got up and didn’t go anywhere. A metero with a mean face came hurling at them, but Kara stopped it with one hand on top of the mountain. The metero turn white and exploded, leaving a ball on black energy in Karamatsu’s hand, the Kara maintained a dramatic pose. Everything went back to normal, and Karamatsu had on a gold crown, gold forearm shields, and gold boots. “W...what?” was all Pat could say. “Ok, Now, I need to take this into the ocean!” Kara announced accomplished and jumped from the top of the mountain seemlessly into the water. “Cool.”

Patrick woke up in a strange position in bed, with covers and sheets a mess – like Pat really claimed the mountain and fight Ichi and Todo all in bed.

~

Chris stood next to Dayon in Dekapon’s lab as the professor spun around and yelled “This should be it!” “[Oh ok]… Are you sure?” Chris asked. “We won’t know until you drink it,” Dekapon answered and Dayon grabbed the fire extinggisher. “Don’t worry. I gotcha!” Chris looked at the pills and downed without protest. Chris quickly doubled over and balled up, and growned as the body was changing. Chris’s white and pink shirt and blue kjeans worped into a yellow and pink legless jumpsuit and when Chris got up… he was a woman! “What the hell is this?! What am I wearing?!” Chris yelled. The new body with very vuglupuous, and the outfit was very revealing.It was a fiting torso suit with long sleeves and dark blue bulked fingerless gloves that covered the forearms. Chris’s sandles were now knee high laced pink middle heeled boots. “What.. I-- I...” Chris could feel the body still moving and changing. He ran for to door, and could bearly get out of it, because he was getting bigger!

When Chris’s eyes opened he looked around and looked down at the city and scared people looking up at him. “Am I… A GIANT!? What did you dio!?” he yelled. “I wasn’t expecting this,” Dakpon yelled up to Chris. “Well, now what? Do you … [Do you have something that can revse this!?]”, Chris yelled in a pankic. The yelled broke some windows. “Chris, calm down! I don’t have anything to reverse it, but it’s not permenant,” Dekapon reassured. “Why am I a woman?” Chris asked in a flat tone. “Ummmmm…”

“What’s going on over here!?” Karamatsu yelled running up to Dekapon. “Dekapon turned Chris into a giant woman,” Dayon answered. “What?” Patrick said on the other side of them. “How?!” Patrick looked up. “Chris are you ok?” Chris got on knees and lowered down even more to Patrick. “I think so...” “Why are you a woman?” “I was just asking that.” “It’s not premnant.” “What am I gonna do in the meantime, though? I can’t be normal this big!” Chris commented, trying not to yell. “Where did you get those clothes?” Patrick asked. “I knew you had sometihing to do with this, grandpa!” Chibita yelled running over. “Chibita...” “Chris?!” There was a pause. “Wait… I have an idea...” Chibita said with a mischievous smirk.

Some children went into scaring as parents stood around Chris. Chibita was next to a wooden sign that read “See a real GIANT or 10,000 yen!” Patrick and Karamatsu looked bored and disappointed, but not surprised. “What else can I be doing, though?” Chris asked. Chris passed some construction workers a large steal slab, and put it at the top of the building. Chris got some cats out of some trees. Chris and Chibita went to Iyami’s house and scared his teeth out!

~

“[Alright, that completes you lesson for today, Choromatsu],” Yoh signed in JSL. “Thank you so much!” Choro replied out loud and in JSL. “By the way, my siblings and I have an offer… and propation if you willl…,” Choro cooed as the other 5 entered the kitchen. “If this is about the OnlyFans, the answer’s no” Yoh said without looking up from packing up the lesson plan. “You’re in luck, it’s not about that,” Oso said with a big grin. “We’ve been invited to an event and we want you--” Choro put a hand overOso’s mouth. “We would be HONORED if you would accompany us!” “All 6 of you?”

“It’s not just about the event…. We have a plan for revenge,” Ichi explained, and this was already awkward. “We’re gonna steal this dude’s shit and we need a distraction,” Todo said with a long smirk. “An-- I don’t know about that,” Yoh sluggishly put on the backpack. “What were you about to say?” Oso asked. “Nothing. I shouldn’t go. I have a shift at th store.” “We didn’t even tell you when it is, so you don’t know if you’ll be working,” Ichi pointed out. “They’ll be free food,” Jyushi commented, getting in front of Yoh. “Call Joleen.” “Joleen’s not as … calm,” Kara pointed out. “And, we don’t have the number...” Jyushi said quietly. Yoh paused and sighed, then rubbed the back-neck. “What do you want me to do, and how much you paying?” “That didn’t take much convensing,” Todo commented in satisfaction. “We’re thinking, maybe you and I would still the dancefloor while the others went to grab some capital gains,” Kara said in the try-hard smooth voice.

There was a pause. “...You gonna answer the second question?” “Ah, yes! Pay” Choro said clapping hands together. “What do you want?” “You said capitail gains. I assumed you were talking about money, but if this is about jewerly I’m not--” Yoh looked down and put both hand up. After a breathe Yoh looked up with a big smile and said “This isn’t a good idea! I should do tis! No, thank you!” “Why not? You sound like you know what you’re talking about,” Todo said knowingly. “”Listen fellas. I have a life I’m trying to leave behind, so I’m gonna leave it there. Just because I’m in sex work now, doesn’t mean I’m down for whatever. My jobs are my jobs.”

“It-it would be pertenious of us to expect that of you,” Choro expressed in an over-the-top pose. “But, you’re the one who said--” Oso started but a thick heavy book went striaght into the face, and the sibling was laid out. “Yoh, this mayu sound strange, but you’re the only one we trust with this task,” Todo explained frowning. “And, we’ll make it worth your while!” Jyushi added. Yoh yawned and stratched, and there was another pause in the conversation. “When and where?” “Next Thursday evening,” Kara answered. “I’ll think about it,” Yoh replied. “Thank of all the business opps, Yoh,” Oso pleds with a swolned red face. “You didn;t answer where.” “Masion party right outside of toen, south,” Ichi answered. “Oh, not thanks. People get raped and go missing at those things.” “We’ll make sure nothing happens to you,” Kara assured.

“Don’t you have a snake in your coohie, anyway?” Oso asked and Choro gasped. “Just because I have a knife doesn’t mean I want to stab people!” Ichi looked confused, “Why not?” “Ugh! Are we still talking about this?” Todo yelled annoyed. “Yoh, what do you want as pay?” “I can’t think of anything,” the tutor replied, also annoyed. “You’re smart….” Kara chimed in. “You’ll think of something!” Jyushi egged on. “You’re not gonna let me leave, until I do,” the tutor grunted. “Alright, all of you owe me one favor each! That’s six favors!” Yoh yelled. “That wasn’t so bad, was it?” Oso asked with a sly shrug. “Just based on skill, I’m very confident I could dog walk all 6 of you on the same leash, but based on luck…. I’ve asked around, and you’re definiefly NOT a force to be reckoned with,” Yoh though with eyes tightly close and turned to leave. “What’s that face?” Got something you want to say?” Ichi sneared. “I’m just as afraid of you as everyone else,” the tutor wanted to say, but knew that would be another unwise move. “I... see you tomorrow,” came out in a deep shaky voice. “Ichimatsu, what the fuck? Yoh probably hates us now,” the tutor could hear Todo complain.

After a hard night’s sleep, Yoh was back at the Matsuno house for a dance lesson. One of the servents let Yoh in and they walked into a sun-room dance studio. The servent left Yoh alone, but the tutor didn’t need to change, because trhe workkout clothes were already on. Th attrie was slightly baggy, but more of Yoh’s muscules were exposed. The tutor was doing some stratches as the sibllings walked in, and Yoh turned to them. “Good morning, bosses. What are we doing?” Yoh asked while continuing to stratch out. “You don’t have to call us boss,” odo said with a slith frown. “Honestly, I don’t think yesterday went well.” They all look at Todo. “Well, you certainly could use some people skills, and I don’t really wanna be here… but… you owing me might be worth it.” “At least you’re honest,” Ichi commented.

“We shouldn’t get this off to a tense start. It will be better if you’re genuinely enjoying youself,” Kara pointed out, trying to be helpful. “Yeah, think happy thoughts. Free food, party crashing, favors, all the good things in life,” Ichi said smriking. “I’m going to quit tutoring you,” Yoh mentioned abrutly. “I was… trying to get away from being a get away driving.” Yoh sat on the floor, head down. “But, if I’m gonna walk like this again, I would rather be in a more respectable position than the naive tutor that gets pushed around.” They all frowned, but Todomatsu seemed the most remorsful. “Unless...” The siblings all looked at Yoh.

Thetutor suddenly lunged and went stright into Jyushimatsu’s lower abdomine, and rammed the stronger one of them into the mirror wall. Karamatsu run twords them, and Patrick got down and swept Kara’s legs from under, and slammed him into Jyushimatsu. The other 4 were frozen in fear as Yoh turned to them and punched a hand. Yelling and whooping sounds came out of the room, and a few minutes later Yoh walked out with a big smile. “That was a great lesson! I’ll be back tomorrow!” the driver annouced brighting before exiting.

Yoh was man of his word, and was back the next day. Jyushi and Kara were much better off than the other 4, and they were even mad. “So, if we admit we were shitty, you won;t kick our asses again?” Jyushi asked with all of them back in the studio. “Correct.” All 6 of them got in front of Yoh and bowed “We’re sorry we’re shitty!””I forgive you THIS TIME.”

Kara and Pat dance

Pat get Patrick Royale and Patrick Static to crash the party

Yoh tells them why quiting being a get away driver.

Finding the baby in a dumpster

As I decided to strap this, I’ll put down the rest of it:

Kara ansd Pat dance, and go to an event. Pat got Joleen, Chevy, and Avery to crash the party to be a distraction instead.

Pat was going to see an old boss that also happened to know Fujio Akatsuka, amd Pat and the 6 bond over that later.

J.J. was going to save Ichi and they were going to get together. Avery and Pat were going to fight over Kara, but Pat was going to give up, and Kara was going to sit on it for a while. Anoother OC that Pat has history with was going to come in and push Kara forward with Pat. Chris was going to be sweet on Dekapon, and be cautious on Hatabou. Chibita was going to get with Hatabou much later. Chris was going to end up with Todo.

Avery admits not having much desire for Kara as a person. Pat’s past as a baby sitter comes out. Pat and the gang find a baby in a dumpster and take care of it.

I was thinking about having some of the child Pat babysat show up.

Joleen and Jyushi were going to be an item later on.

My mental health isn’t down for writing this anymore. I’ll try again later.