"In your dreams, Die Head!" - Cuphead x King Dice

This fanfic has sex in it.

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From a quick darkness King Dice was thrown into a world of sunshine and flowers. A calm sunny meadow surrounded him as he looked around confused. Instead of his usual suit, the dice head was wearing a lavender t-shirt that fitted nicely on his muscles and black slacks with black house shoes. Somehow in this clear meadow it smelled like various baked goods through the air, even though there was no building insight for miles. Even though it was confusing, it didn't alarm King Dice.

"Hey, what are you waiting for!" Yelled at familiar troublesome cup in the distance. He was far from that teenager that he first met that caused all sorts of trouble and ultimately got the devil's casino shut down. Cuphead was now an adult almost as tall as king dice, and was wearing a baggy red over shirt and black shorts that couldn't be seen unless his arm was up. Cuphead didn't have on any gloves and was very comfortably barefooted. Despite his height, he was still very childish in nature. Still a very greedy child, but still very innocent somehow. Innocent at least by someone at slippery as king dice's standards.

King Dice sighed in frustration and rolled his black eyes. "What are you on about Cupface?" He grumbled as he slowly approached cuphead. "What do you mean? You're the one who asked me out!" The cup complained. "I--" the dice started and when he looked up from cuphead, they were suddenly outside of a fancy restaurant, and they were allowed entry by ambiguous figures. The place look fancy on the outside but look like a regular diner on the inside. Super casual, and it was a really weird. Cuphead and King Dice took a seat at the booth for this from the door at the corner, and the menus were already on the table.

They didn't really talk. King Dice turned around to see who else was in the diner, and there were other people there, some familiar faces and some not. When the Dice turn back around their food was already on the table and cuphead was already eating. "Do you want your food to get cold? Eat up!" Cuphead said excited. King Dice looked at the food but didn't eat it and cuphead finished and got up to walk out of the diner. King Dice followed the cup into one of his own dance clubs. The place was newly opened and King Dice was suddenly in his brand new work suit. Cuphead was dressed more comfortably for dancing this time with a black shirt, red bow tie, black shorts and black comfortable shoes. "This place you opened up is amazing! Really swinging!"

KD smile proudly and straightened his tie. "Care to dance?" "We don't have time. It's time for you to get on stage." Suddenly King Dice had a microphone shoved in his hand and was being scooted on stage and was already singing before the spotlight was even on him. The crowd cheered at the dramatic effect. Cuphead managed to get to the front of the crowd and cheer for King Dice with his other fans. After the first song King Dice gingerly looked down to cuphead much to his surprise. The crowd was gone and the stage was suddenly and rehearsal lights making it much darker than the performance lights.

Cuphead seem to reluctantly take his hand, but let the taller man pull him on the stage. Dice set on the edge of the stage and pulled cup into his lap. The King of the stage started kissing Cuphead's cheek while holding his hands on his waist. The cup snuggled into his muscular arms and was practically purring and blushing. King leaned into how cup was enjoying his attention, and slowly slid one of his hands down the front of his shorts. Cuphead moaned and pulled in closer, begging for more attention. King pull the shorts and underwear down and the shoes followed with ease. More ease than what made sense, but he definitely wasn't thinking about that right now. He removed the glove from the hand and played with the tip of cuphead's penis until pre come started to leak out.

"My King..." Cuphead moaned and squirmed in his arms. King kissed his love on the forehead, which kind of frustrated the impatient cup, so he was pulled down to the younger man's lips. Cuphead was eager to swap saliva and broke into the man's hand for more touch, as his hand stopped moving to be distracted by the making out. Cuphead squirmed in his lap just right to feel something hard brush up against his butt. Cuphead pulled away from their kiss when he felt King dice is eagerness."Come on, my King. Claim your loyal subject...," Cuphead seductively purred.

"With pleasure!" He wasn't so gentle when he laid cuphead on the floor, but fortunately it didn't bother him. King wasn't even waiting. It's like cuphead was already ready. A dream come true! King's erection came out on its own and looked up at him and winked. He went back down and pressed the head of his penis up against cupheads puckering anus. Cuphead giggled and his body heat was very inviting! King Dice wrapped his arms around his love, and cuphead wrapped his legs around his king. Cuphead eagerly pushed him in further, and King Dice accommodate himself. 

"I love how you're not the shy type!" King commented as he started thrusting into his love. "I get want I want...," Cuphead reply before King Day started hitting exactly where you need to hit. Cuphead quickly turned into a moaning mess. It's not like there's any need to be quiet. "Give it to me, King! Fuck! Ahhh!" "Well, I can never turn down such an eager request!" King started moving his hips in a more coordinated way that was rubbing up against cuphead spot in a more pinpoint strategic manner. "Ahh! Fuck!" Cuphead yelled with hearts and stars in his eyes.

King had to kind of lean on the sides to keep his balance. He was sure his love wasn't going anywhere, but he wanted to continue to hold him because he was just so squishy! "Ah... I'm gonna... You're so...!" And then the alarm sound came from cuphead's mouth. "What?" King Dice didn't slow his emotions but looked at cuphead very oddly. "Ahhh!" That transitioned into an alarm sound again.

King Dice slowly opened his eyes and woke up in his silk sheated king size bed. He glared over at the alarm clock and slammed his fist on it to turn it off. The alarm clock formed eyes and crooked teeth and had stars and dizzy marks over it to show pain. He sat up and groaned and felt something rub against the sheets. Of course, pull back the covers to see the head between his legs was also awake. "I hate it here..." He grumbled and proceeded to take care of himself. He painfully acknowledged that he didn't even have to wake up early anymore now that he owned his own business. That dream definitely could have kept going.

King Dice leaned back as he pulled an anal fleshlight and lube out the drawer. After it was setup and on, he rubbed his hairy chest as he continued to think about the Cuphead from his dreams. So submissive and breedable... And the fleshlight helped him make it last. He also recalled the Cuphead from a few nights ago that was his "pet" dog. That boy knew how to beg to drive the dice head crazy! So sexy!

A few hours later, King Dice arrived to his potion shop. As much as he wanted to open the casino and dance club, he had to start somewhere, and potions is what sells in town. Shortly after opening and cleaning up, the first ones to arrive with cuphead and mugman! "Yo, Dice! Whatcha got for us today?" Mug called out. "Back already?" Dice asked slightly annoyed by the yelling. "Did you miss us?" Cup asked mockingly. "Like I would miss an STI...," He replied with his characteristic grin. "Hey, that's no way to talk to your best customers!" Cuphead proclaimed but Mugman slapped him on the shoulder. "Come on, dude! We have to restock and get going!" 

"Yeah, yeah!" Cuphead immediately conceited and started going through the potions on the shelves. After a few minutes Cuphead turned around mischievously and bent over assuming that King Dice was already looking. Hey, what do I got to do to get a discount he asked cutely that he started wiggling his tushy. King Dice's smile faded and he had to forcefully push the images of last night and a few days ago out of his head. "Cuphead, stop," Mugsy demanded as he put bottles into the cart. "Hey, closed mouths don't get fed. It doesn't hurt to ask for a discount," Cup replied still bent over with a big grin. Mug slapped Cup across the ass. Cup shot up in pain as as Mug reminded Cuphead that their boat leaves in less than an hour in a very irritated tune. King had to turn away to hide his blushing. He would definitely offer them a discount for that seem to play out again! He walked over to the nearby utility thing and started washing his face.

When he was done, the young men are at the counter with mugman ready to pay for their goods. "You're no fun!" Cuphead complained to mugman. "We don't have time. And even if we did, you shouldn't be fake flirting with people. It's tasteless," Mug replied in annoyance without looking at cup. "You're a bigot," Cup said under his breath. Dice sighed and rang them up with an amused smirk.

"Thank you! See you again next time!" Mugman called back as the young men exited. Cuphead look back at King Dice who looked over to him, unassumingly. Cup smirked and bent all the way over while he wiggled his ass and thighs in not so sexy shorts but the point got across. That he stuck at his tongue out at King Dice mockingly and flipped him the bird before leaving and running after the taller drinking utensil. The shop owner did a very annoyed tongue pop, as his eyes glowed green. "One day, Cuphead... One day, I'm going to rearrange your guts..." In King Dice's mind, he already had the red cup bent over the counter, pin down holding his arms back, slamming balls deep into the young man's anus while Cup gasped for air between moans and scream. One day, that brat was going to pay for all his teasing.

The end!