Mafioso? I don’t think so! Mafia AU 4

He had a very restful sleep, and managed to wake up early, and was happy to see Jack was up and making pancakes. She didn’t notice him, though. She was dancing and singing to music, in a tight shirt and panties… good she was getting comfortable around the house, but what timing. “Making pancakes, making bacon pancakes! Take some bacon and I’ll put it in a panca-ahh!!” she screamed when she noticed Kara, who was quietly enjoying the show with a big smile and trying not to laugh and get hard. This was the only person that could make Bacon pancakes and the Forenite dance sexy.

“Why are you awake so early! Go back to bed! This is a surprise!” she yelled waving the spatchual. He ducked his head and went to gather laundry, take a shower and do other morning and chore type things. She made a lot of pancakes, but all of them where different. She put them is different containers for different ones, and labeled them for who they were for and put them in a green canvas bag. When Kara was dressed he came out and she moved the bag towards him. “These pancakes are for everyone. Yours are in there, too. I told the bosses and Jyushi that you have there pancakes and --” she stopped when his phone went off. Jyushi was sending all kinds of “WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES?!” text, and Todo and Ichi sent gifs of pancakes.

“Well, I guess I’m off,” he said taking the bag. He couldn’t help but eye her, though. “You look comfortable, by the way,” he said looking at the bag, trying not to smirk. “Well, I heard you jerking it last night, so I figure I can get comfortable, too. Now get those pancakes out before Jyushimatsu kills you,” she said nicely with her hands behind her back, coyly. “Fair… very fair,” he admitted, trying not to laugh again. Then he reached his arm out. “Don’t I get a hug?” he asked expectingly. She looked at him confused and folded her arms. “You’re eating those, too, if you’re talking about a delivery fee. But it’s a rare occasion I’ll turn down a hug,” she said and hugged him tight around the neck. His hand started between her shoulder blades, where it should be, but she pulled away as soon as she felt his hand sliding down. “Have a good day, Karamatsu!” she said with a wide eyed wave. “You, too,” he said taking the hint.

They were waiting for him in Osomatsu’s office, and when he entered Jyushimatsu practically tackled him and safely get the bag away from him. “Jyushimatsu, what the fuck?” he said annoyed, but not scuffed. “Pancakes!” was all he said as he took them and and looked for his. He opened the container with his name one it and he had 8 small rainbow pancakes! Strawberry, cherry, orange jam, banana, green chocolate m&ms, raspberry, blueberry and blackberry. “Jack remembered RAINBOW is my FAVORITE COLOR!” he cheered and danced wiggling his arms and leg like jello with the pancakes balanced atop his head. There was something about seeing him this happy that was encouraging to the others. The only other labeled one was Kara’s. It was 2 large blueberry and blackberry ones “to match the colors of the car.” “Oh, this is some wife-shit, right here,” he said impressed as he lifted his shades. “Yeah… that’s actually really cute…,” Todo admitted, surprised by the gesture. He didn’t know what he was expecting, but he wasn’t expecting this. The other had all of the other brothers names on them and were for them to share. 2 large pancakes of each – cherry/ strawberry, strawberry/ raspberry, and cherry/ raspberry, with wax paper between the different ones.

“Hmm,” Choro inspected one of the cherry/ strawberry pancakes with a skeptical expression, until Oso ripping it in half and put the other half and ate shoved it in his mouth. ”That right there, what you’re doing, is why she doesn’t like you, Choromatsu,” Todo commented and took a cherry/ raspberry pancake. He pulled it apart and shared it with Ichi, and they both enjoyed their bite. Oso pulled a strawberry/ raspberry one apart and ate the half in one bite. “These are so good!” Jyushi was already enjoying his pancakes, and Kara enjoyed the site of his brothers so happy before he started eating his.

Choro glared at Todo without a comeback and ate it out of peer pressure. He let out a relieved sounding sigh as he chewed. “You know what? You’re right,” he finally said, and they paused. He took another bite. “I judged Jack way too harshly. She didn’t do anything wrong, and just because I don’t like someone’s style doesn’t mean I should judge them,” he continued and pulled apart a different pancake. All the other eyed him with sly and coy expressions. “In, fact, - bite – I think an apology – a formal apology, is in order,” he declared sternly. “What time does she get off work?” he asked Kara. “I’m not telling you that so you can try to pick her up from work,” Kara answered has he finished his breakfast.

“And, we’re hanging out with Totoko today, so don’t get ahead of yourself,” Todomatsu reminded him. “You can’t go from fish to pancakes. That ain’t right,” Oso teased. “That’s fine. I’ll draft my apology today, and send it to Jack tomorrow,” he said and looked at Ichi. “I know that’s a smoke shop day.” “Just don’t start anything, Choro. I mean it,” Ichi said glaring at him. “Hey Google,” came from Jyushi and they all looked at him. “Magic 8 Ball” * beep * “If the cooking is good, is the pussy good?” Osomatsu laughed out loud, while Todo and Ichi were dumbfounded. Choro facepalmed, and Kara wanted to be pissed off, but he wanted to know what the Magic 8 Ball would say. “Affirmative.” They all had a variety of positive reactions. Mostly laughter, but Todo – who thought if it as the most crass – laid on the floor in defeat. “I don’t make the rules. You gotta talk to the Google overlords,” Jyushi said to Kara and he shrugged in fake defeat.

Totoko waited for the Matsuno sextuplets at a beach-side bar in a cute plaid bikini, and they all walked up to her just as she looked at the time. “Oh, hey everyone!” she said happily and they all greeted her in unison. None of them had a fancy idea of swim tanks but they were all different, and Ichi and Todo wore shirts. They’re also they only 2 to not get beer. Ichi got a T. Sunrise, and Todo got a martini. As much as Kara would rather have wine, he wasn’t one for getting it from seaside places, as they usually had poor selection.

Totoko pointed out how easy they were to tell apart now. Todo had the back length hair. Ichi had slick back hair and a neat mustache. Jyushi has his hair buzzed in the back but grown out at the top. Oso seemed like he was getting more sun than the others, as they were all easy to tan. Choro added on glasses, and Kara was the one that still looked more of the same, but he and Jyushi had the more muscular bodies. People where looking at the 6 identical people, but some of them where specially checking out Jyushi and Kara.

Todo, Choro, and Oso talked to Totoko more yesterday, so it was Kara, Jyushi, and Ichi’s turn to do most of the entertaining. Todo pulled out his phone and start looking at Tik Tok. He nearly dropped his drink when he saw one of Jack’s older ones that he missed. She did the “Choose Your Character” meme, and she he on full makeup as what she called a “Galaxy Elf”. She dyed her hair blue and purple, and had on purple body paint with stars and planets and had in milky eye contacts. She was in heavy knight army with a big sword. Choro and Oso look over his shoulder and Oso was openly impressed. “Jack’s really cool,” was all he said, and that got the attention of the others. Choro already admitted he was wrong today, so he didn’t feel the need to do anything other than smile.

“What is it?” Totoko asked. “I’ll send it to you,” he said as he emailed it to all of them. “Hell yes,” Jyushi cheered. “Aww, she looks like a sweetie,” Totoko said sweetly with her hand on her cheek. Kara silently made an account and followed her. “I’m send you my favorite,” Jyshi said and sent them on of her doing the Dancing in the Dark. She got on a turntable and took a low pose and started pouring water out from a pitcher to be the Aquarius zodiac. She had on a white tunic, light blue makeup, milky eye contacts and a long white braided wing. There was a green/ blue screen image of space showing the Aquarius constellation behind her. “And, here the full video on PeerTube. You have to watch it on a laptop, I think. So, later, for that, but you have it!” he said putting his phone back in his pocket.

“My, she’s so talented. Jyushimatsu, is she you girlfriend?” Totoko asked bluntly. “She really brightens up when you’re around.” “Yeah, that’s what friends do. We don’t brighten you up?” he asked with fake concern, in a rare moment of wit, turning the tables on his opponent. Totoko and Jyushimatsu were across from each other in a desolate rocky area. they were both wearing protective armor, but Totoko's was pink and floral and feminine, while Jyushimatsu's was light, making him look more like a rogue than a knight. They were glaring at each other from across the field.

“What?! Of course, it’s just different! We’re known each other longer, so I’m more familiar with what kind of brats you use to be,” she replied, and successfully deflected his light reflection. “But when you like someone you like someone, no matter what,” he replied crossing his arms, following up with a back up soundwave attack. “Science proves that people that have known each other since childhood for less likely to be romantically attracted to each other, because they view each other as siblings,” she countered, rising an ice wall to cancel the follow up soundwave. “Choromatsu, you sick fuck,” Oso said with fake anger, blasting through Totoko’s ice wall. Oso suddenly appeared in front of the rouge on the rocky field. He was wearing old Shaolin armor with black accent. his fingers were positioned oddly over his face but he didn't try to cover his wildly smug expression.

“You told?” she yelled at Choro. “He didn’t have to. It’s obvious. He’s the most perverted,” Todo answered in the form of a looming black cloud over the battle field. “If you wanted someone with a poker face, you shoulda grabbed Ichimatsu when you had the chance,” Todo add, but Ichi wasn’t with it. “No, thanks. I love my husband, and I wouldn’t have things any other way.” “I thought that was Osomatsu,” Totoko said with her health draining from Todo’s poison attack. “No, he’s just the loud. Talks a big game, but the most close minded. Choro thinks he’s slick because he thinks he’s smart, but when you’re in the business you can see it on his face. He’s a freak.” They all look at the brothel owner sent out a poisonous smog of terror to end this match for good.

“Yikes…,” Ichi said under his breathe, and finished his drink. Kara sipped his beer only feeling a little bad for Choro and Oso, but everything Todo said was right. Jyushi and Kara exited the bar area and finished their beers, on that note. All Choro could really do was stand there after being ousted so hard by his brother.

The others left the bar area after they finished their drinks and came out to the beach where Kara and Jyushi were talking to some random woman. The ladies walked away saying “Thank you” so they must have been asking for directions. “Oh, Todomatsu, I have a question.” “Ok...” “Over here,” Kara pointed, and they walked away from the others. When they were out of earshot the brother asked “So, wasup?” “She heard me wacking it last night and now she’s walking around the house half naked,” he blurted out. “WHOA!” “She probably wouldn’t think that I would jerk off to her, but I was,” he continued. “Oh boi...”

“And, I’ve been having dreams,” Kara said looking distressed. “About?” “At first, it was just the goth punk fetish, but now it’s totally realistic scenarios. Well, not that practical...” “Get weird.” “A few nights ago, I dreamed that I was slam fuckin’ her, like a screen door in a tornado, and she was feeding food that she cooked while she was constantly orgasming.” “Hmm. Anything else?” “I’m wearing my favorite blue and black suit, the one I wear to casinos and pro poker games.” “Yeah, I remember. The one you like to wear with the black and white leather shoes and the fedora.” “Yeah. Umm… I have dreams that I go to the places I usually go in to outfit, and she tries to rob me or something. And, I tell her I’ll pay her to fuck me in the backseat of my limo,” he says cringing at the end, knowing what he said is just gross.

“Well, it’s good that you know it’s gross,” he said. “It sounds like a power play thing to work out with the suit one. But, the first one sounds like her food has you by the dick strings.” Kara nodded a little. “So, you like that she’s rebellious and her cooking. What else do you like about her?” “Her creativity. I looked online and I love her makeup and outfits. Resourcefulness, kindness… My chest feels weird...” he sighed as he felt his face heat up. “I don’t think it’s bad to be sexually attracted to someone you’re falling for. The innocent love story bullshit that they sell saying those things are always separate is hurtful. You’re not a pervert for wanting to use your sex organs. But, I would suggest addressing that power fantasy thing, because that’s always about you being in a position that dehumanizes Jack.”

“Like, what?” “Play it out? That’s what places like mean are for, so that’s as far as I go. You could get a therapist, to help you see where that’s coming from.” Karamatsu rubbed his fingers through his hair and took a deep breathe. “Maybe that’s the manifestation of the debt,” Todo said after a few seconds of thinking. “It’s a sick position of power over her situation.” Kara looked at him in disbelief. ”Then why has this never happened before?” “Because you care about this one. This one might be your last one.” Kara looked at Todo with a blank expression then looked up at the sky. “No matter what happens,” Todo added.

They heard screaming coming from the group, and turned to see that Totoko jumped a beach goer. The others were trying to pull their childhood “friend” off the person, and they ran over to help. They were yelling insults at each other. What the fuck?

Choromatsu had a long day, as usual. He didn’t know why he woke up so early, or why it was so hard to go back to sleep. He remembered that he said he would apologize to Jack tomorrow, but he should do something about his bed sheets, first. Totoko was a hard smell to get out, so he’d probably just get rid of the sheets. He saw that his cleaning service had already been by, as scheduled. He checked his voicemail to see if their were any new costumers to get debts from, and there were some, but none as interesting as their current situation.

He stripped his bed and replaced the sheets and got into a full hot bubble Jacuzzi bath with a plain ham sandwich. He thought about what he should do or say to Jack, but his mind went back to what he usually does. Be honest for “Childhood friends” sake. Offer her some money. For a body like that, offer her extra for some “extra services” - forgive and forget. But, Kara and Jyushi’s personal attachments could… WOULD get in the way of business, wouldn’t it? And, they’ve pretty much built up off of disliking each other. Kara told him that she yelled at him for pranking her when he told Jack what was going on.

Jack was in the rarely used den on the couch when Kara got home, still in a shirt and underwear like she never left the house, even though she now smelled like pizza. She was playing music on the tv and theater speakers and drawing an outfit. He casually walked over to look at what she was drawing and she looked up at him smiling. “Hey, how was you day?” she asked. “It was fun. We went to the beach with Totoko, and it went as expected,” he answered. “I don’t want to know what that means. There’s still left overs, if you’re hungry.” “I ate with them, I’m good,” he said exiting. She wasn’t expecting him to return, but he did, shirtless with his thin gold chain still on and gray sweatpants. She briefly looked up and pasted him the remote and continued drawing. He sat down in the recliner and put his feet up.

He turned the music don and they looked at each other. “Choromatsu is going to try to talk to you tomorrow,” he said in sort of a warning type of way. “The fuck does he want?” he asked with a bored glare. “He actually wants to apologize for being mean to you, after you made us breakfast,” he replied with a big smile. “Well, he can save it. I don’t want to talk to him,” she said closing her artbook. “He can write me a letter or something, so I can choose to read it whenever I want, but I don’t want to talk to him,” she said as she laid on the couch and pulled a green blanket on herself. Kara eyed her with a tired frown and she looked at him. “You gonna watch something?” she asked, and he got out of the Roku app to a different stream to put something on.

“Can I assume that you live in this big house with all these rooms because you use to live with them?” she asked and it took him a few seconds to process that words were said. “Yeah. We all moved into this house together after we moved out from our parents,” he answered lazily. “Are you a sleepy-head?” she asked and giggled. “Nah, I’m good.” “Ummhmm,” she took this time to stare at his chest and abs. He looks over at her and catches her looking and blushing. “See some’em ya like?”he asked with a big smirk. “Yes, but all things must come to an end,” she said getting up. She put the green thin blanket on him and wished him a good night before dismissing herself to her room with her artbook. He felt no shame in watching her leave before continuing to watch what he was watching. He fell asleep surprisingly fast.

It was raining when Choromatsu entered the smoke shop the following morning. Ichimatsu was talking to a regular costumer and Jack was putting Crystal Quartz stones into the high windows on a latter. She was wearing an outfit similar to Ichi’s which was a casual dark suit - black vest, bow-tie, a knee length shirt, black knee high socks with cute white skulls printed on the and low-heeled shoes. She actually combed her hair for this job, since this was the only place where her appearance mattered, and she didn’t disappoint. “Welcome!” she said cheerfully without seeing who it was.

The person didn’t know Choromatsu so they left because they didn’t want to be in the way. “So, you’re letting her decorate, now?’ he commented and she turned around and glared at him. She came down and folded her arms. “I don’t care to have this conversation, so I’m going to go in the back, now,” she stated and handed that way. “Wait a minute, Jack,” Ichi said and she looked at him annoyed. “Give him a chance. It’s not often he admits he’s wrong. I’ll stay here in case he says something inappropriate. If he does, I’ll shot him. How does that sound?” Ichi offered with a big smile. “Reassuring. Thanks, boss,” she answered, smiling brightly back at him. Choromatsu frowned and cleared his throat to get their attention. “Yes, Choromatsu?” she said getting closer to him. “Well, thank for the pancakes. They were delicious,” he said formally. “You’re welcome! I’m glad you like them!” she said with a big smile being proud of her cooking. He looked over to his brother, who was still looking at him from behind the counter, waiting for him to mess up. How was he suppose to make an offer with an audience?

“I misjudged you based on your appearance, and honestly, your parents’ behavior, as well. Surely, you understand – I don’t know what to expect from debt dodgers, and people willing to sell their own family. There were a lot factors at play that added up to certain assumptions, and I was wrong,” he offered as he adjusted his glasses. “And for that, I apologize. In fact, if you need anything, please give me a call,” he said putting his business card on the counter near her, but didn’t get too close. Not nearly as close as he would’ve tried had they been alone. “For now, I have appointments, so I’ll see you later,” he said, then exited without waiting for her to react. “Bye,” Ichi and Jack said in unison as he exited the shop. She looked at Ichi and then the card “Should I?” “I’m not here to tell you what you should do with your personal life,” he replied. She smiled big and put the card in the top junk drawer and closed it loudly. Ichi snickered as she went back to putting crystals in the windows.

Kara pulled into the drive way of a light blue 2 story house in a house neighborhood just outside the city. He got out of the car and tried to wipe some of the dirt off form some earlier work. He walked up to an open door where Todomatsu was inside on the couch waiting for him with his hair down and wear baggy bright colored clothes. He took off his dirty boots before entering , and was happy the floor was wood and not carpet. “Do you wanna get cleaned up, first?” Todo suggested and pointed to the bathroom. “No, it’s not that bad,” he said and checked his armpits. “Yeah, I’m good!” He walked in and seat at the kitchen table. “So, wasup?”

“There’s something you should know about Jack, if you’re serious about impressing her,” he said, and picked up his tablet. He walked into the kitchen and passed it to him. “She’s been really transparent about her sexual assault,” Todo commented. “She posted about it on her Tik Tok and Instagram, and explained at length on a web-show she did with some other people.” “She said she’s only have positive sexual experiences with women and negative sexual experiences with men. 2 men tried to rape her, on 2 separate occasion and she beat them both up. The other one was giving a guy head. Nothing bad happened, but she didn’t like that he had all the fun and didn’t do anything for her. One of those “When I’m done, we’re done” situations. Which some people are fine with, and some people aren’t. Jack’s not into that. But, if you really care to know, watch the video yourself.”

Karamatsu looked at the video screen, and pulled white tangled headphones out of his shirt pocket. “Bluetooth, brah! BLUETOOTH!” Todomatsu yelled and handing his brother his rose gold wireless earbuds. “Gimmie those!” He grabbed the white ear buds and through them in the trash. “Just keep them! You can have them! Now, you have no excuse. I’ll get the charger while you watch the video,” the said, and went to his room.

“The Vimeo video was titled “Sifl and Olly fan reboot: Interview with Olly/ Jack about sexual assault.” That set the tone for what he was in for. He didn’t use the ear buds, though. “Well, I’ve done all 3 things! I’m completely the unholy trinity,” Jack said… She’s wearing a very odd outfit. Blonde beehive wig, big shades, denim punk vest and an awful black top and big fake boobs. “What?” a voice behind the camera asked. “You know! Mouth, vag, butt!” she said. “Ok, what happened.” “Well, the mouth was the best one, and that wasn’t even good. I sucked a guy I liked off, in his car, and he was just done after that. I don’t hve any fun. 0/5, would not recommend,” she said with a big frown and shurgged. “Can’t win ‘em all,” a different voice said and she took a drink from a big soda can with a metal straw. “He didn’t rape me, though. I was there willingly. The other 2 tried to rape me.” “Do you wanna talk about it?” “Yeah, sure. I beat the fuck ouffa’em!” she said and they all laughed. “So, the first guy was at a house person. We went up to someone’s room, and started having VAGINAL sex,” she said mockingly. “I wasn’t into it. I think I couldn’t feel anything or it was painful… Or, maybe both. Not at the same time,” she tried to explain. “You couldn’t feel most of it, and what you did feel wasn’t good,” one voice offered. “Yeah! So, I stopped and I’m not into. I got up to leave, and he grabbed me and said I could just leave,” he paused than grinned really big. “That was the first person I punched in the gut so hard he threw up and passed out.” “Nice!” one voice and the other voices cheered and clapped.

“What was really great was that I never saw him again. I went back to party and danced some more, and left and the after that, no one had seen him,” she said proudly. “The next guy, not so much. I met him at my first job.” “Oh boy...” a voice said. “Yeah, this one was the butt one. I went to his place and we started doing stuff, and I noticed he was poking around a different hole from the one I was expecting. I was like “Uhhhhh…”,” she said and made a funny face at the end. “But, he said it was fine, and I liked him, so… Yeah, know. And, he lubed up, but didn’t prep me and I didn’t know what to do. He said it was like the same time, and I was like “no, it’s not, but let’s try it”, and it immediately hurt.” “Of, course it did.” “The kicker was he thought it was funny, but I was too fast for him.” Everyone in the room low “Ohhhhhh’d” at the statement. “Yeah, but it was like a stick figure. I shoved him off and ran easily,” she said and put her drink down out of camera sight.

Karamatsu had his hand over his mouth while watching, and shook his head at the statement. “He tried to pin me against the wall, put I head butted him, grabbed my shit and made a run for it. I told everyone at work what happened. Said I don’t care if they believe me or not, and quit. He was still hanging around a while after that, and as far as I know still had the job. A lot of people left after I did, though, because nobody wanted to work with him. They place closed because it got around that they had a rapist there. And, after that, he was found dead in an alley. In the trash, where he belongs. HA HA!” “That’s some good justice, right there!” “Exactly. He tried to rape someone else’s we knew’s cousin, but fortunately, she could fight him off. But, she told her cousin and his friends… and he ended up in the trash!” “What about women?” “Huh?” “What about women?” “Oh! My experiences with women have been mostly positive. And, even the bad ones weren’t THAT bad. I don’t mind flirting with men, but I have no intention of pursuing them seriously. But, I don’t feel obligated to serious about anyone who isn’t me. Ever!”

There was a colorful scene transition and Jack was sitting in an outfit of her normal style. A black sweater and red plaid over shirt and blue mom jeans, with her then-long hair in a pony tail. Hey everybody! I’m Jack, and I want to tell you that we live in a place where we teach men that rejection is like an intrusion on them, and they should accept rejection. So, instead of teach people healthy relationship skills we teach them that some should dominate others. We need to teach men not to rape, and teach women self defense. Do yourself a favor and start now! Get into martial arts. If you don’t have any money start watch videos and practicing. Something is always better than nothing! And, set you boundaries! Don’t let other people set your boundaries for you. And, if you don’t like you you don’t need it! And, I’m not saying that men don’t get raped, and woman don’t commit sexual assault. They do. Shit is real for everyone! Doesn’t matter your sex or gender! Learn how to protect yourself and do what’s right for you, and DON’T COMPROMISE!” She got out of the studio chair and yelled “PEACE OUT!” at the camera and ran out of frame, and the video ended.

Kara laid the tablet flat on the table and laced his fingers together, and looked a Todomatsu, who watched him watch the video from across the kitchen. “Ok...” was all he could say. “If you want a chance, you’re gonna have to get real sweet real quick,” he said putting the ear bud charger on the table. “Did you show this to anyone else?” he asked. He shrugged “It’s a public video. But, I wanted you here to make sure you watched it.” “That’s fair.” “Jyushimatsu had a lot of feelings about it.” The dirty gangster put his heads on his knees and closed his eyes. “People that get assault can put up a lot of mental blocks very quickly, as you’ve already noticed. And, you’re not off to a good start.” “But, I can fix it. I’m not hopeless,” he said looking at the floor, and Todomatsu smiled coyly.